1) My take on "surfwear" was that it involved tight bikinis. As a result, I have no idea what those designs this week had to do with "surfwear." But if Famous Designer Rachel Bilson says they're "surfwear," they must be.
2) Qhristel/Epperson sounds like a Shopko/Walmart cheap ripoff champagne (excuse me, "sparkling wine beverage"). It would go well with their "surfwear" collection.
3) Where is Michael Kors? Assuming he's not on a Qhristel/Epperson bender (he seems more a Moet type), I have to assume he's down at Venice beach oranging with Famous Designers Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens. They're all in this together, you know.
4) But seriously: There has never been a worse Runway contestant than Mitchell. Never. More hateable ones, yes, but none with as remarkable a lack of both talent and human decency. Evidently less adroit at needle and thread than I am after a magnum of Qhristel/Epperson, bitchy beyond reason with both his models and his competitors, and with less backbone than the slug I found nibbling on the carrot leaves this afternoon, Mitchell is Page 1 in the Bunim-Murray casting portfolio: The person there only because s/he is a cute troublemaker. Die Ueberfrau herself seemed more than a little pissed at his antics -- not even a faux sympathetic "Auf Wiedersehen" on the way past the scrim. I'm hoping he's the worst we'll see of the Bunim-Murray touch this season, though I fear he may not be.
5) And congratulations to Ramon, whose Minneapolis background obviously gave him the experience in "surfwear" that he needed to win this round. A round of a fine Minnesota sparkling wine beverage for the house!
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